Like you expect Jesus to come back.

eridayumampora:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

ironnerves:

iamanantichrist:

I came across a kitten in the park and it started playing with the laces on my boot. Cuteness ensued.

GENTLE AND APPROACHABLE PUNKS DOING CUTE THINGS IS KILLING ME SOFTLY

"Hello, giant rooster man, you have strings on your feets, I must eat them …"

GOOD SIR YOUR LIBERTY SPIKES HAVE ME SALIVATING

(via sweetunicornrainbows)

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evilchildmolestingpirate:

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

"hey whats the weather like right now?"
"oh its shadow on ground"

evilchildmolestingpirate:

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

"hey whats the weather like right now?"

"oh its shadow on ground"

(Source: epic-humor, via ouijaboardofcocks)

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J.K. Rowling (via pottyandweasle)

(via sakura-tamiko)

Jiggery pokery!” said Harry in a fierce voice. “Hocus pocus — squiggly wiggly —”
“MUUUUUUM!” howled Dudley, “He’s doing you know what!
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"Well, getting behind the camera is something I’ve always wanted to get involved with. Ever since I was doing movies like ‘Zathura’ I was very interested in all the different jobs on set."

(Source: regaynamills, via sakura-tamiko)

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besturlonhere:

look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes

besturlonhere:

look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes

(via a-barbarianwoman)

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